Check out Mini-memeorandum for simple mobiles or memeorandum Mobile for modern smartphones.
8:40 PM ET, March 31, 2026

memeorandum

 Top Items: 
Daily Mail:
Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting ‘busty bimbo’ photos and trove of explicit messages  —  Kristi Noem's husband is today revealed as a secret crossdresser who dons gigantic fake breasts and pink hotpants to chat with online fetish models.
RELATED:
Chris Nesi / New York Post:
Kristi Noem weighs in on report husband lives cross-dressing double life: ‘The family was blindsided by this’  —  Former Department of Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem is “devastated” by salacious allegations her husband Bryon lives a double life in which he dabbled in cross-dressing and chatted online with fetish models.
Phillip Nieto / Daily Mail:
Shocked Trump reacts to Kristi Noem's cross-dressing husband after Daily Mail blew lid on national security scandal  —  Donald Trump was stunned to learn that Kristi Noem's husband is a secret cross-dresser who experts say could have compromised national security, the President revealed …
emptywheel:
Days after Daily Mail Implicates Stephen Miller in Alex Pretti Murder, Daily Mail Responds with Boobies  —  The most important passage from the Daily Mail (archive link) you need to read this week are these paragraphs describing how, in advance of the Alex Pretti murder …
Chris Nesi / New York Post:
Shocking pictures of Kristi Noem's cross-dressing husband flaunting giant fake breasts revealed — sparking grave security questions  —  These are the photos that allegedly show Kristi Noem's husband Bryon wearing comically oversized, lopsided breasts - complete with fake protruding nipples …
Discussion: Fox News and Ace of Spades HQ
Paige Skinner / HuffPost:
Kristi Noem ‘Devastated’ Over Report Of Husband's Fetish
Discussion: Wonkette
Politico:
Trump signs order limiting mail-in voting … “If Trump signs an unconstitutional Executive Order to take over voting, we will sue.  I don't bluff and I usually win,” Elias wrote on social media.  —  At the signing ceremony, Trump dismissed any potential challenge, saying “I don't know how it can be challenged. ...
RELATED:
Nandita Bose / Reuters:
Trump signs order on mail ballots, escalating election overhaul push  —  President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Tuesday aimed at tightening mail-in voting rules nationwide that would direct his administration to create a list of confirmed U.S. citizens eligible to vote in each state.
NBC News:
Trump signs an executive order to create federal voter lists  —  The order, which is expected to be quickly challenged in court, is the president's second effort to use executive authority to shape the country's election rules.  —  President Donald Trump again attempted to exert control …
Reagan Reese / The Daily Caller:
EXCLUSIVE: Trump To Crack Down On Mail-In Voting With New Executive Order  —  President Donald Trump is expected to sign an executive order Tuesday cracking down on mail-in voting across the country, the Daily Caller learned first.  —  The executive order will require the Secretary …
Associated Press:
Trump signs order directing creation of a national voter list, a move sure to face legal challenges  —  President Donald Trump on Tuesday signed an executive order creating a nationwide list of verified eligible voters, a move that is sure to draw legal challenges as the president continues …
Mark R. Warner / New York Times:
The Greatest Threat to Our Elections Is No Longer Foreign
Discussion: France 24
Associated Press:
Judge blocks Trump order to end funding for National Public Radio and Public Broadcasting Service  —  A federal judge has agreed to permanently block the Trump administration from implementing a presidential directive to end federal funding for National Public Radio and the Public Broadcasting Service.
RELATED:
Zach Montague / New York Times:
Trump Administration Live Updates: Judge Halts White House Ballroom Construction  —  What We're Covering Today  — White House Ballroom: A federal judge ordered construction of President Trump's White House ballroom halted on Tuesday, saying work must come to a stop “unless and until Congress blesses this project.”
Michael Kunzelman / Associated Press:
Judge orders Trump administration to halt White House ballroom construction unless Congress OKs it
Ryan Bort / Rolling Stone:   Trump Rages After Judge Blocks White House Ballroom Construction
Mike Scarcella / Reuters:
Judge orders Trump to halt $400 million White House ballroom project, for now
Discussion: NOTUS and Raw Story
New York Times:
Federal Judge Approves Trump Effort to Obtain List of Jews From Penn  —  The government's effort to collect the names and phone numbers of Jewish people on campus as it investigates antisemitism has upset some people who worry about how the information will be used.
Ann E. Marimow / New York Times:
Justices Reject Colorado Law Banning ‘Conversion Therapy’ for L.G.B.T.Q. Minors  —  Colorado and more than 20 other states restrict therapists from trying to change the gender identity or sexual orientation of L.G.B.T.Q. clients under the age of 18.  —  The Supreme Court on Tuesday sided …
RELATED:
Lindsay Whitehurst / Associated Press:
Supreme Court rules against Colorado ban on ‘conversion therapy’ for LGBTQ kids
Lawrence Hurley / NBC News:
Supreme Court rules against Colorado's ban on conversion therapy aimed at LGBTQ youth
NPR:
A U.S. journalist is kidnapped in Iraq after threats from Iran-backed groups  —  A U.S. journalist has been kidnapped in Baghdad after threats by Iran-backed militias in the region against American citizens.  —  The journalist was identified as Shelly Kittleson by one of the news organizations she reported for, Al-Monitor.
RELATED:
Donald J. Trump / The White House:
Ensuring Citizenship Verification and Integrity in Federal Elections  —  By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including the Help America Vote Act of 2002 (52 U.S.C. 20901 et seq.), the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 …
Kate Santaliz / Axios:
Johnson digs in after GOP resistance torpedoes DHS funding deal  —  House Speaker Mike Johnson is inching closer to hard red lines on future negotiations over the Department of Homeland Security.  — “They sent us a bill that literally put the number zero in the bill for the funding …
Discussion: MS NOW
RELATED:
Carl Hulse / New York Times:
Backdoor Funding of Homeland Security Agency Could Weaken Congress Anew
New York Times:
Justice Dept. Struggles to Respond to Trump's Suit Against I.R.S.  —  Officials at the department and the White House are in the middle of a messy and complicated debate over how to respond to President Trump's lawsuit demanding $10 billion from the I.R.S.  —  The Justice Department …
RELATED:
Erica Orden / Politico:   Trump tactics leave federal prosecutors' offices rudderless
William Kristol / The Bulwark:
And He Ran, He Ran So Far Away.  From Iran, He Ran All...  Average gasoline prices hit $4 per gallon today as the Strait of Hormuz remains effectively closed.  As we'll discuss below, President Trump doesn't really care whether it opens again.  So, uh, better adjust that gas budget for the long term.
RELATED:
Ted Widmer / The Guardian:   Trump is flailing in Iran. Every word he says adds to the muddle
Edward Luce / Financial Times:
Trump is not just sinking in the Gulf
Discussion: New Republic
NBC News:
Army suspends aircrew flying helicopters near Kid Rock's home  —  The Army identified the aircraft as AH 64 Apache helicopters operating in the Nashville area.  —  The Army suspended the aircrew flying military helicopters by Kid Rock's house over the weekend, a U.S. official said Tuesday.
RELATED:
Dan Mangan / CNBC:
Pete Hegseth lifts suspension of Kid Rock Army helicopter flyby crews after Trump comments
Politico:
With gas prices on the rise, Trump officials discuss feared $150 oil  —  White House braces for a potential oil spike to $150 or higher as the Iran war chokes supply … The oil price discussions are largely being run through the National Energy Dominance Council, a standard policy coordinating committee …
Discussion: New York Times
RELATED:
Paul Krugman:
The Oil Crisis is About to Get Physical
Discussion: The Cross Section
Guy Benson / Washington Examiner:
The politics of erasing Iryna Zarutska  —  Iryna Zarutska, a 23-year-old Ukrainian refugee, was murdered in Charlotte last summer.  She was minding her own business, seated on a public transit train, when a deranged felon abruptly attacked her from behind, without warning, allegedly stabbing her to death.
Mike Masnick / Techdirt:
Weeks After Denouncing Government Censorship On Rogan, Zuckerberg Texted Elon Musk Offering To Take Down Content For DOGE  —  On January 10th, 2025, Mark Zuckerberg sat down with Joe Rogan and put on quite a performance.  He talked about how the Biden administration had pressured Meta to take down content.
Matt Gertz / Media Matters for America:
The antisemitic influencers who popularized the term “J-pilled” know exactly what it means  —  A New York Times report on young attendees at last weekend's Conservative Political Action Conference soft-peddled the movement's antisemitism by describing some right-wingers as “J-pilled” …
Joe Perticone / The Bulwark:
Track AIPAC's Methodology Is Just Vibes  —  Red light districts  —  Lately, you may have noticed red and green graphic cards from an organization called Track AIPAC 1 making the rounds on social media.  As is often the case with viral political content online, the cards do not make much sense.
 
 
 Archived Page Info: 
This is a snapshot of memeorandum at 8:40 PM ET, March 31, 2026.

View the current page or another snapshot:


 
 See Also: 
memeorandum: site main
memeorandum River: reverse chronological memeorandum
memeorandum Mobile: for phones
memeorandum Leaderboard: memeorandum's top sources
 
 Subscribe: 
memeorandum RSS feed
memeorandum on Mastodon
 
 
 More Items: 
NBC News:
Why Democrats still face an uphill climb to win the Senate: From the Politics Desk
Sharon Terlep / Wall Street Journal:
America Now Has an EV Rust Belt. High Gas Prices Won't Rescue It.
Konstantin Toropin / Associated Press:
Thousands more US troops are heading to the Middle East
Discussion: New York Post and Bloomberg
Associated Press:
Bulls waive guard Jaden Ivey after anti-LGBTQ+ comments, remarks about religion on Instagram
 Earlier Items: 
Herb Scribner / Axios:
Here's how U.S. residents feel about Trump's signature on American cash
Discussion: Newsweek
Wall Street Journal:
Trump Reveals Presidential Library Design: A Glass Tower in Miami